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The political
correctness police will test your politics by asking loaded questions about the
"D" word! Be prepared! |
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The "D" Word: Diversity!
The New Political Litmus Test
McCarthyism for the 90's |
When the "D" word comes up at work, it means your
politics are being tested. Here are some helpful hints for coping with the political
correctness police without having to compromise your own belief in equal protection under
the law.
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Don't Answer "D"
Word Questions |
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General Strategy and
Discussion |
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Sample "Diversity"
Dialogue |
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"Casual"
Conversation & the "D" Word |
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Do Not Answer Questions
about the "D" Word!
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Today, "diversity" is government-speak for "preferential treatment"
(so-called reverse discrimination*). "Diversity" denotes the political
philosophy that "preferential treatment" is a good thing as long as this form of
racial discrimination is directed against the right people! Job-related questions
about "diversity" are, therefore, clearly political, and your job, promotion,
performance review, or contracting opportunity should never be conditioned on your
political beliefs! |
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Prepare "alternate answers" to such questions ahead of time! Use the
sample dialogue, below, as a general guide. |
Sample "Diversity" Dialogue
"How do you feel
about diversity?" Or, "Do you support diversity in the
workplace?" |
1. Ask for the
question to be re-phrased:
YOU: "I'm not sure what you mean. Could you
restate the question?" If the questioner is particularly obtuse or
confrontational, you may need to be more specific: YOU: "I'm not sure what you mean by diversity.
Could you elaborate?"
2.
The questioner's response may take one of the following forms:
(a) They may restate the question exactly the same way.
(b) They may substitute another political litmus test, as
follows: "What I mean is, how do you feel about Affirmative Action?" |
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(c) They may seek to avoid personal
responsibility by alluding to some outside "greater authority", and may refer to
things like "federal regulations regarding equal opportunity" or "state
contracting guidelines regarding affirmative action". Such a restatement of the
question might sound like this: "You know, do you agree to comply with federal
regulations regarding equal employment opportunity?"
(d) They may switch to the "embedded in the
rules" approach, like this: "I mean, do you support this organization's
mission and goals in this regard?" This is a tricky one, because your
organization (employer) has a printed "mission / goals" document which embeds
its support of diversity and/or preferential treatment in some way.
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Your next level of response: If you've rehearsed your responses ahead of time, you should be
able to maintain the appearance of a calm, cooperative, sincere, and agreeable
employee. Use the following responses as a general guide: |
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Response to 2(a): (Questioner repeats 'Diversity' question) YOU: "Your question about diversity is a good
one. I personally feel very strongly that all individuals are entitled to fair and
equal treatment regardless of race, gender or national origin."
Response to 2(b): (Questioner switches to a new "litmus test", such as
Affirmative Action) YOU: "Oh, I see what you mean. All my life I
have believed in equal opportunity, and in fair and equal treatment. I think racial
and sexual discrimination are wrong, and I certainly intend to continue to combat
discrimination."
Response to 2(c): (Questioner alludes to 'greater
authority') YOU: "Well, I'm no lawyer, and I'm not familiar
with all the laws, but I certainly support efforts to eliminate racial and sexual
discrimination from the workplace."
Response to 2(d): (Questioner "embeds it in the rules" by referring to your
organization's mission statement) YOU: "I definitely support our organization in its
efforts to eliminate racial and sexual discrimination from the work place." |
General
Strategy and Discussion
We are
recommending a diversionary strategy, as in the sample
dialogue above. Your performance review or job interview is not the
place for a confrontation on this issue. After all, your job is being held hostage
to your answer! Therefore, "dodging the bullet" is the best interim
approach. But also consider filing a complaint with the EEOC. If you elect
this course of action, seek qualified legal advice. (Also, see our EEOC Note.) |
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You should
be firm in your own mind that you are not going to answer questions involving the "D" word! Remind yourself that any question pertaining to "diversity" is, in fact, a political question, and it is therefore wrong to be asked this type of question in the context of your job!
Think about how you would
react during a job interview if you were asked: "What is your sexual
orientation?" Or, "Are you a Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or
Communist?" Or, "What is your religious affiliation?"
Remind
yourself that you do support equal protection under the law, equal
opportunity without regard to race, sex, or national origin, and non-discrimination in
general. You don't support the reverse discrimination* which is
explicitly embodied in "diversity" programs! However, we don't recommend
that you go around your workplace stating this view explicitly. Be subtle in your
resistance to the political correctness police. |
"Casual"
Conversation & the "D" Word
Be wary of colleagues
casually asking you political questions like "How do you feel about diversity?"
You should practice sounding sincere when you respond. YOU: "I truly believe that racial and sexual
discrimination in the workplace is wrong." One of our other, favorite responses
is the "synonym" answer, substituting "variety" for
"diversity". YOU: "I believe it is a good thing to work with and
for a variety of people from all races, any gender, and all ethnic backgrounds."
Semantic Games: At one time, words like "diverse"
and "diversity" were perfectly useful parts of the English language.
However, since they have become politicized, you may wish to practice eliminating them
from your everyday conversation. For example: |
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| Political: |
"There is a diversity of flora
and fauna in the park."
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"There is a wide variety of flora and fauna in the park."
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"This certainly is a diverse group of people!"
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| Neutral: |
"This certainly is a varied group of people!"
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If you
get really good at substituting non-political synonyms for the word "diversity"
in your daily conversation, then you will have come a long way to preparing yourself for
the inevitable (and illegal) political question involving the "D" word. |
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